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It is with a heavy heart that we must announce the shelving of this well-intentioned social networking service. Poor Dash, of course, was intended to connect people of low means for the purpose of organizing and resource sharing and in some ways it was successful in that regard. While the
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Not many are aware in my current coterie, but I can sing like a oil-slick canary. Always could. My pipes, I’ve been told, are smooth and virile, with a sultry cadence. I’m a tenor, mostly, but capable of adventurous deviations when the song calls for it. Some years
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Onomasticon
Print and add to your Anomalies binder. The Underfoot Subject reports feeling something stuck to the sole of her foot — a pulltab, a trapezoid of scotch tape, a meteor of aquarium gravel — but finds nothing, even after close inspection. Aggravationists Wee, well-dressed critters no taller than a kernel of popcorn
It has been a while since Time Div. has issued any sort of report on their findings and goings-on, and Dr. Lucas is famous for skipping department head meetings, so a progress team was dispatched to investigate and create a summary, shared here. Since 1997, Dr. Elaine Lucas and her
Making life easier for people dealing with the differently sighted. Problem #1: Sighted people often rely on making eye contact during social interactions, and so may find it difficult to engage in comfortable interactions with blind people. Problem #2: Blind people may find themselves treated in an unfavorable way due
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Print and add to your Anomalies binder. Ghostly Shreds You left a tissue in your pocket before you washed your pants. At dawn you are awakened by a maelstrom of lint and cottony little screams. The Wrist Some have reported seeing a wrist leering in at them through second and
Atlantic City, 1987. I saw her across the smog of a dim casino. She was stunning. Gown the green of mentholyptus, with pumps and a purse to match. Red hair up. Dark eyes cast down to the slim cigarette in her left hand from which emanated a pillar of smoke
Short term study on the autonomous migrations of partially deflated mylar “party” balloons in a closed environment (deconsecrated Catholic high school St. Abigail of the Valley, Ohio, Wyoming) Subjects: 22 balloons of varying shapes (Spider-Man, “Get Well,” “Nailed It!,” etc.) and levels of leakage, each knotted with curling ribbon between
March 18, 2014: Three people are said to have vanished while riding the Kingda Ka roller coaster at Six Flags Great Adventure (Jackson, NJ). No bodies were found, no police reports were filed, and no one was ever reported missing. Nonetheless there exists uninterrupted footage of two men and one
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It has been a while since Time Div. has issued any sort of report on their findings and goings-on, and Dr. Lucas is famous for skipping department head meetings, so a progress team was dispatched to investigate and create a summary, shared here. Since 1997, Dr. Elaine Lucas and her
Making life easier for people dealing with the differently sighted. Problem #1: Sighted people often rely on making eye contact during social interactions, and so may find it difficult to engage in comfortable interactions with blind people. Problem #2: Blind people may find themselves treated in an unfavorable way due
Print and add to your Anomalies binder. Ghostly Shreds You left a tissue in your pocket before you washed your pants. At dawn you are awakened by a maelstrom of lint and cottony little screams. The Wrist Some have reported seeing a wrist leering in at them through second and
Early in my college career I found myself burned out on the drudgery of book learning and box lacrosse. My athletic scholarship (the result of some clerical error, near as I could tell) was threatening to dissolve the moment I sallied forth onto the pitch with my equipment askew and
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Print and add to your Anomalies binder. Flipper of Pages Subjects in one room report hearing from another room the sound of a large book being leafed through quickly, in the manner of someone anxious to find a specific passage or definition that would win an argument. Chancers Stacks of
Atlantic City, 1987. I saw her across the smog of a dim casino. She was stunning. Gown the green of mentholyptus, with pumps and a purse to match. Red hair up. Dark eyes cast down to the slim cigarette in her left hand from which emanated a pillar of smoke
Short term study on the autonomous migrations of partially deflated mylar “party” balloons in a closed environment (deconsecrated Catholic high school St. Abigail of the Valley, Ohio, Wyoming) Subjects: 22 balloons of varying shapes (Spider-Man, “Get Well,” “Nailed It!,” etc.) and levels of leakage, each knotted with curling ribbon between
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Print and add to your Anomalies binder. The Figure If you keep your eyes open while taking off or pulling on a sweater, you will make out his shape through the fabric. This is his only moment of influence on the tangible world, so do it quickly. The Piano Wraith
Hey folks. Just a quick apology about the whole Colleptocoin thing yesterday. While the launch was an undeniable success for the company — with upwards of 3% being set aside for the H.E.L.P. charity (after fees)! — the coin eventually ultimately dropped in value after the first several minutes
Sincerest apologies for my little joke at the all-hands engineering meeting last week at Site G. The building, quite obviously, used to be a Rain Forest Café and I thought that would be a funny thing to point out during the reading of the land acknowledgements. I’ve since been
Hey folks. No getting around it: This weekend’s pig roast on Main Campus was a fiasco, top to bottom. In the future, we’ll make certain the slaughtering, carving and roasting mostly takes place behind a scrim, as a courtesy to some of our more sensitive employees and their
Hey folks. Let’s chalk up Sunday’s company picnic as a learning experience. Please cease referring to it as a “superspreader event” in official company correspondence as well your own personal social media accounts. And remember to stay home or in your dormitory if you’re not feeling well.
