Atlantic City, 1987. I saw her across the smog of a dim casino. She was stunning. Gown the green of mentholyptus, with pumps and a purse to match. Red hair up. Dark eyes cast down to the slim cigarette in her left hand from which emanated a pillar of smoke
Short term study on the autonomous migrations of partially deflated mylar “party” balloons in a closed environment (deconsecrated Catholic high school St. Abigail of the Valley, Ohio, Wyoming) Subjects: 22 balloons of varying shapes (Spider-Man, “Get Well,” “Nailed It!,” etc.) and levels of leakage, each knotted with curling ribbon between
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Hey folks. Just a quick apology about the whole Colleptocoin thing yesterday. While the launch was an undeniable success for the company — with upwards of 3% being set aside for the H.E.L.P. charity (after fees)! — the coin eventually ultimately dropped in value after the first several minutes
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Hey folks. No getting around it: This weekend’s pig roast on Main Campus was a fiasco, top to bottom. In the future, we’ll make certain the slaughtering, carving and roasting mostly takes place behind a scrim, as a courtesy to some of our more sensitive employees and their
Hey folks. Let’s chalk up Sunday’s company picnic as a learning experience. Please cease referring to it as a “superspreader event” in official company correspondence as well your own personal social media accounts. And remember to stay home or in your dormitory if you’re not feeling well.
The company has decided to part ways with Cryptocurrency Division Prime and must vigorously disavow their alleged behavior. [10/25/2017]
The company has decided to part ways with crypto chief Mitch Weston. Though we must apologize for Mitch’s alleged behavior — while disavowing foreknowledge at the corporate level — we nonetheless thank him for his years of service and dedication Aggravated Solutions. Any alleged victims of Mitch should attend the HR
March 18, 2014: Three people are said to have vanished while riding the Kingda Ka roller coaster at Six Flags’s Great Adventure (Jackson, NJ). No bodies were found, no police reports were filed, and no one was ever reported missing. Nonetheless there exists uninterrupted footage of two men and
Hey folks. Just a quick apology about the NFT situation. While I remain proud of the work done by Mitch and the team in the NonFunGuy Division (still love that name!) I’ve decided to nix the project. The value of the Malaised Orangutans jpegs plummeted soon after release, and